Application for position: “Death Panelist”
Job description: Will decide which members of society are to be killed.
You believe that Sarah Palin is:
a) a genius
b) too cerebral
c) America’s savior from liberal socialist Nazi fascist communists (who are probably also gay)
Your preferred source of news is:
a) Fox News
b) Fox News
c) Fox News
Do you believe the Earth is:
c) other (please explain ____________________)
A “living will” is:
a) what animates zombies
b) a contract which legally compels a person to die
c) a document in which the signer states wishes regarding medical treatment in the event that he or she becomes mentally incapacitated.