Paulson Buys Cake

(AP) Secretary of the Treasury Hank Pauson today announced his decision to spend the remaining $350 billion of the $700 billion bailout not on buying “distressed assets”, but rather on buying spongecake. When asked why Paulson responded, “’cause I feel like it. And what are you gonna do about it, loser?”

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